Justin & Jodi, + Kambri

In the spirit of Mother's Day I found some things mother's would never say:

"Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket--it's quite warm out."

"Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity." 

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too." 

"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more 
cheery." 

"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?"

"Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!" 

"I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve." 

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough 
for me." 

This makes me smile, and it also makes me grateful for my mom :)

(Although I have heard a few of these come out of her mouth from time to time, hehe)